singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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