omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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