Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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