We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There's a naked man in my car right now.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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