Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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