She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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