Christians are straight up FREAKS
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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