feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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