I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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