the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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