he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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