How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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