windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms