Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?