yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.