god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize