playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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