belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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