It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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