it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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