My hand turned me down
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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