i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize