I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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