Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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