it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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