But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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