oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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