I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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