One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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