i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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