I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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