Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
His nipple licking is glorious
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