Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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