I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Randomize
