So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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