i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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