He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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