i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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