i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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