So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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