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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(210): My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night. http://tfl.nu/m0j2

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(360): View more from Washington

his personality makes his face look like an asshole.

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(360): his personality makes his face look like an asshole. http://tfl.nu/0gwl

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(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(631): im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets http://tfl.nu/3y00

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(480): View more from Arizona

dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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(480): dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties http://tfl.nu/qw8t

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.

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(412): girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid. http://tfl.nu/vm0r

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(970): View more from Colorado

Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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(970): Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back http://tfl.nu/pd0y

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.

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(902): So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge. http://tfl.nu/p9n1

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(404): View more from Georgia

I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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(404): I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money. http://tfl.nu/7bbu

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like

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(973): Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like http://tfl.nu/re6o

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.

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(401): Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool. http://tfl.nu/duy9

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(626): View more from California

We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40

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(626): We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40 http://tfl.nu/yjln

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(618): View more from Illinois

He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero

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I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.

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(618): He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero (618): I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/8x23

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(250): View more from British Columbia

im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape

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(250): im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape http://tfl.nu/bk86

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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(907): I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want. http://tfl.nu/b2fd

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.

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(412): Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon. http://tfl.nu/le72

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