We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable