Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

you can....by speaking....

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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(970): View more from Colorado

Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis

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(928): View more from Arizona

Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.

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(760): View more from California

Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She invited us over for cocaine and donuts

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(817): View more from Texas

We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.

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