Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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