I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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