Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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