just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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