I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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