Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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