ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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