Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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