judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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