Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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