worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
where am i from again
well you can't waste a boner
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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