Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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