i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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