Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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