remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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