I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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