'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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