WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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