How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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