i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The adults are the big ones right?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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