My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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