is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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