the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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